My Dog Is Eating Grasshoppers

from Jerry Collins 5090 2019 Volume 1 by Jerry Collins

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50 songs 90 days 2019

Las Vegas and Henderson was invaded by Grasshoppers in July 2019 and this actually did happen.

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My Dog Is Eating Grasshoppers

Chorus
My Dog is eating grasshoppers
We caught her catching with his choppers
My Dog is eating grasshoppers
We do our best to try to stop her

A friend was asking me the other day
If the grasshoppers were invading my way
I didn't see anything except for ants
Remember I told you they were crawling in my pants
The next day they finally did come
Their all over the place and not just some
It is a swarm like locus to feed
But I let the dog out to simply go pee

Chorus

Grossing us out eating those bugs
I still love the dog and give her a hug
I really don't know what the hell to do
What would you do if this was you?
A friend just said it but I didn't see a thing
Now they swarmed us but they do not sting
What's up this year with all these pests?
I know all about it and so do the rest

Bridge
It's really gross to see a dog eat
Grasshoppers like it's a doggy treat
Oh no yuck, don't do that doggy, that's gross

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from Jerry Collins 5090 2019 Volume 1, released August 31, 2019
Lyrics by Jerry Collins

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